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Tag Archives: 燃油税
狂赞李大眼!1元钱燃油税后的环保生活
李大眼太赞了,太不河蟹了。。。 看上去这次,国家发改委是在帮国家教委的九年义务制教育的忙,帮全国人民温习“朝三暮四”和基本算术功课,那个成语是:狙公没钱了,就对猴子们说:“早上喂三个,晚上喂四个”,看猴子很抓狂,狙公改口:“那就早上喂四个,晚上喂三个,这下总满意了吧”,猴子们很满意,就和谐地互相抓蚤子玩乐。不过那时没有互联网,所以猴子很难知道其它地方一天到底是怎么喂食的。 让中国人从猴子进化成人类的不是直立行走,而是互联网,谢谢互联网很容易就知道万恶的美帝国主义和正处于水深火热中的美国人民们,一升油加税后只有人民币三块七毛钱,而我们仍然是六块四毛,原以为经济危机中的他们还巴巴等着我们去救其于水火呢。所以专家说“价内收税”就是朝三暮四,看上去没有在原来的价上多收一分钱,人民还白赚了一千多元的养路费,其实偷换了降油价和收燃油税这两个概念,这是招牌式的情怀,也很秦淮。 随便换算一下侬就晓得了,一辆普通私家车每年跑2万公里,要2000升油,每升1元人民币,要交2000元油税,这就比1000元的养路费高了一倍,如果以国家统计的中国拥有1500万辆私家车算,一年就能净赚150亿人民币,再加上油价本来就比国际油价高出一大截,一年赚个上千亿没问题,等几年过去,政府号称的9000个亿的限价房廉租房修好了,不含三聚氰胺的肉制品基地也搞好了,你却发现其实透着90、93、97号不等的汽油味儿,这就是把我们的“油钱”弄成“肉钱”,再用我们的肉钱兑换成油钱,英明降世,所以我们现在或以后喝到的汤都是自己的骨头熬成的,还在啧啧赞叹,夸好汤。